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19

Oct

iwillnamehimsquishy:

stuckwith-harry:

jelloisfalling:


forget-the-maps:



Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.

#oh my god #look at this #how it starts off with reds and oranges and purples #bright colors #and then it gets continuously darker towards the end #it’s so fitting to the story #and then there is that strip of white at the end #which has to be the king’s cross scene #and it’s just #light #in a dark time #which is extremely beautiful

you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times


The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost their minds.

the harry potter fandom: where people get all emotional over colour stripes

It’s so beautiful.

iwillnamehimsquishy:

stuckwith-harry:

jelloisfalling:

forget-the-maps:

Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.

you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times

The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost their minds.

the harry potter fandom: where people get all emotional over colour stripes

It’s so beautiful.

(Source: moviebarcode)

tannedfreckies:

killedmycatatemytailor:

stylekreep:

the pair of underwear i had signed by the cast of Supernatural and the responses it elicited from each of them:

Jensen: “what brand are these? i’m not familiar. not that i should be familiar with ladies’ underwear, but that’s probably best.”

Matt: “i feel like i need to make an announcement.” 

Misha: “thank you so much for this golden opportunity.”

Sebastian: “these are quite sexy! i rather like them plain like this. are you going to be wearing them later?”

Mark: “you’re bloody joking. well go on, hold these while i sign the ass. this is my space.”

Jared: *30 seconds of unrestrained giggling*

Omg misha.

jARED

raizel-knights:

zettai-iya:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth

FUCKBOY PROPAGANDA

raizel-knights:

zettai-iya:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth

FUCKBOY PROPAGANDA

lookdifferentmtv:

So in love with ALL of this from Girl Code’s race episode

Want to work on your own racial biases? Check out our racial bias cleanse.

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)

femininefreak:

Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014

Both by Dan Bagan

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

smitethepatriarchy:

holymashedpotatoesbatman:

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything

So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?

Why don’t poor people just buy more money?

(Source: klinkingchains)

uniquepain:

john-freeman-saver-of-humens:

hayleywilliems:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Midle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

For future reference. :)

(Source: cleocliche)

silvertuppence:

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

THIS     IS     SOOOOOO     IMPORTANT!!

monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

valeria2067:

For a second, for only a fraction of a second, John hesitated.
Where had this doubt come from? Why was he letting his heart affect his calm, cool, disciplined, mind?
Where were his nerves of steel? He was acclimatised to this sort of violence, after all.
And he was losing precious time. 
For some reason, though, he had the briefest urge to run away. Run, right now, find another battlefield in another place. Forget.
Only he knew that would never be possible.
John H. Watson was not a man to run or to shirk his duty.
So he took aim, fired a single shot, and watched through the two sets of windows as the body fell to the ground.
Kill shot, right through the back. Instantaneous.
Less than a second later, he fired another round.
And just as he’d been instructed, he killed the cabbie, too.
        —Done. Both at once. No witnesses. - JW
        —Oh, you ARE good, aren’t you, Johnny Boy? - JM

valeria2067:

For a second, for only a fraction of a second, John hesitated.

Where had this doubt come from? Why was he letting his heart affect his calm, cool, disciplined, mind?

Where were his nerves of steel? He was acclimatised to this sort of violence, after all.

And he was losing precious time. 

For some reason, though, he had the briefest urge to run away. Run, right now, find another battlefield in another place. Forget.

Only he knew that would never be possible.

John H. Watson was not a man to run or to shirk his duty.

So he took aim, fired a single shot, and watched through the two sets of windows as the body fell to the ground.

Kill shot, right through the back. Instantaneous.

Less than a second later, he fired another round.

And just as he’d been instructed, he killed the cabbie, too.

        —Done. Both at once. No witnesses. - JW

        —Oh, you ARE good, aren’t you, Johnny Boy? - JM

richassness:

Damn I use to watch this every morning

(Source: 2000ish)

I think we should have more sexual education. Can you imagine if we didn’t have driver’s ed and people drove cars like they saw in the movies? Porn is adult entertainment, not education.
James Deen (via afrometaphysics)

(Source: theneverbird)

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle